1. Should you hit it off with a woman, perhaps think you are soul mates,
and fall into bed in an unclothed, heavy-breathing, romance-novel tangle,
and, in the heat of it all, she moans, "Daddy," do not even attempt to put
your pants on until you are in the car.
2. The idea of love at first sight, though attractive to women in theory,
terrifies them in practice.
3. The quirky perfect gift that shows you've been listening is worth twice
the value of anything you can find at Tiffany's.
Of course, it doesn't hurt if the quirky perfect gift happens to be from Tiffany's.
Gifts that may be quirky but never perfect: a blender, a beater, a vacuum
cleaner, or a waffle iron.
by Esquire

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